This Christmas meme captures a red ornament’s worst-case scenario: a curious cat reflected in its shiny surface, looking ready to turn the tree into a feline demolition zone. The caption, “The last thing a Christmas ornament sees before it dies,” gives the bauble a hilariously grim final moment, as though it has just realized its holiday spirit is about to be shattered. One second it’s hanging peacefully, the next it’s the victim of a claws-and-effect accident. For cat owners, it’s a painfully familiar tale of peace on Earth, goodwill toward men, and absolutely no mercy for anything dangling from a branch.