This Christmas meme raises a glass to the kind of holiday planning that comes with a very well-stocked calendar. The joke reads, “The liquor store clerk just wished me a Merry Christmas as if he wasn’t going to see me 14 more times before then,” turning a polite seasonal farewell into a hilariously premature goodbye.
It’s a spirited little reminder that for some people, Christmas preparation involves less decking the halls and more stocking the bar. After all, when the holidays get hectic, sometimes the most reliable Christmas tradition is making sure the eggnog never runs dry.