He sees you when you’re sleeping… He knows when you’ve got snacks
He knows when you’re leaving the house, so leave him a few chip packs. Hey!
This witty meme from SplitPics.uk touches on a notion to which all dog lovers can relate. The only thing more powerful than Santa’s good/bad radar is a dog’s ability to pick up the scent of a sausage roll or hear the opening of a pack of unsalted pretzels.